Big day for showering

"You guys, I brought down soap AND shampoo to shower with today!!"

[end of a separate conversation]
"...and he was gay."

Eric: "Wait... you are? Me.. um.. yeah!"

[laughter from general audience at awkwardness of situation]

Eric: "Nevermind, I'll show you in the shower."

Shit Eric Does: Straddling unsuspecting victims from behind in the Great Hall.

"I smelled this guy in the Cornerstones. But then he quit. He smelled like baby powder."

Shit Eric Does on Facebook...

To Chrissy's mom:

So your 15-year-old niece is going to Italy? That's cool! You should tell her to watch out for Italian men, they are so cocky.... literally. Oh, but that's gross.

Shit Eric Does #2: Pondering the transcendence of mankind in the Ohio wilderness next to the KAC.

Leah, I could see how you'd be a shotputter. You are very firmly built.

"You're going to be a great track runner, even though you have hips. But hey, childbirth will be pretty awesome."

"Intimacy is not your friend"

"Sam, that is not the proper outfit for a pulled pork barbecue."

Shit Eric Does #1:

Eating pasta with his budz and sexting Ramelle.

Yeah, I talk about vaginas a lot but I feel like its a little insensitive because I'm a guy; but I'm not sure.