"Is it just me, or was Neil more attractive last year?"

Shit Eric Does on Student-Infos

Heidi Smith smithhl@kenyon.edu	8:21 PM (2 hours ago)
to student-info, employee-info

Eric Engelbrecht is missing a brown wallet. If found please turn in to Campus Safety.

Thanks,

Eric engelbrechte@kenyon.edu	9:01 PM (1 hour ago)
to smithhl, student-info, employee-info

Eric found it.... Nevermind
Sent from my Verizon Wireless 3G smartphone

Andrew Tint tinta@kenyon.edu	9:21 PM (1 hour ago)
to Eric, smithhl, employee-info, student-info

Why are you using your name in the third person?

Big day for showering

"You guys, I brought down soap AND shampoo to shower with today!!"

[end of a separate conversation]
"...and he was gay."

Eric: "Wait... you are? Me.. um.. yeah!"

[laughter from general audience at awkwardness of situation]

Eric: "Nevermind, I'll show you in the shower."

Shit Eric Does: Straddling unsuspecting victims from behind in the Great Hall.

"I smelled this guy in the Cornerstones. But then he quit. He smelled like baby powder."

Shit Eric Does on Facebook...